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THE MYSTERIOUS GOAT

The herd goes one way or the other
But always together
The herd goes one way or the other
All 126 of them
The herd goes one way of the other
But not together this time
The farmer counted
1, 2, 3, .... and....
Wait a minute,
Where is Number 126?
Where is his precious stinking goat
Where is his Goat No. 126?
Where is No. 126 a.k.a Burg
"Burg! Burg! Burg! Where are you?"
The farmer goes one way or the other
But no where is Burg the Goat visible
The farmer goes one way or the other
But never in his sight his precious goat
Where is Burg?
Burg is in the bush
Wanking his penis away
Burg is in the bush
Manifesting his perverted mind
Burg is a goat
Burg is the 126th goat
Burg is the perverted 126th goat
Burg is the missing perverted 126th goat
Burg is, really, who he really is
The Mysterious Goat

By Johan Ishak
7.41 am
17 January 2019
Subang Jaya

SELAT HARAPAN

Angin kencang tiada sedar
Habis dirobeknya layar-layar
Habis diragutnya ombak liar
Tapi, Nakhoda masih gigih
Walau dilempar hujan batu
Walau diherdik pelayar tua
Di jiwanya
"Aku mesti selamatkan"
Selamatkan bahtera ini
Selamatkan pelayaran ini
Selamatkan maruah ini
Ya Illahi,
Berikanlah Nakhoda
Secangkir semangat
Pembakar perasaan
Penebus dosa
Untuk melangkah terus
... dengan harapan
Untuk kemudi cermat
... di samudera gelora
Gerbangkanlah layar
... di angin baru
Relakanlah korban
... yang jatuh ke laut
Mujur-mujur,
Langit hitam kembali cerah
Dan bersinarnya api di menara
Membawa kami pulang ke selat
Bersama harapan

Nukilan Johan Ishak
12.00 pagi
15 Januari 2019
Shah Alam