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DADDY, CAN YOU COMPILE ALL MY ARTWORK PLEASE

Thursday, February 1, 2024 at 9:04 AM

 


Daddy, Can You Compile All My Artwork Please

By Johan Ishak

1 February 2024


IAN ZUHAYR's demise breaks my heart significantly. My ten year old son who could have been twelve now. How I wish I can use the words "broke my heart" in that first sentence but I cannot. It can never be a past tense. Hence, I embarked on a journey to live and coexist with that melancholy. As they say, "misery loves company".


One method that I use to neutralise sadness of Ian's demise is to keep on thinking about him by looking at stuff associated to him frequently; like, going to KLPAC Sentul where Ian had his last outing with me and his brothers, photos (also as the wallpaper to my phone), videos and going to the old house where Ian grew up from the age of two to ten. 


Ian used to give me his drawings of Godzilla and I can still remember vividly that he said, "Daddy, can you compile all my artwork please". So, naturally, another method of thinking about Ian is to look through his drawings that I still keep. 


One of my artwork for my solo show 'Pandamonium' at KLPAC Sentul is a caricature of 'Panda-ian' that has found its place on my room wall where I can stare at it from my bed. I have a mug with Ian's face on it on my table in my room. I visit Ian's grave a lot too. It is still fresh in my memory, the moments when I washed (mandi jenazah) Ian's body before his burial. It is also fresh in my memory, the moments when I observed Ian's vital medical equipment monitor (whatever it is called) in the hospital that showed a declining trend until it became a straight line.


I also sought and continue to seek divine intervention by praying for Ian's happiness in the afterlife with his late grandfather, Tok, after each Muslim periodic daily prayer. I imagine them holding hands walking towards the horizon of an amberdawn sunrise. God must have a plan to have taken away the boy that I produced and the man who produced me in a short space of three months (25 April 2022 and 21 July 2022 respectively).


I used to force myself to just cry alone at night before sleeping by remembering him. In the morning, forcing myself to remember Ian helps wake me up too. The best method is to talk and hug Ian's younger brother, Emil, a lot because Emil reminds me of Ian. Emil even smells like Ian. Amazing.

Soon afterwards, around the time I was at Haj in Mekkah (when I can see many chubby Turkmenistan boys who look like Ian), I had become used to Ian's absence in my life, so much so that I had absorbed the sadness to become accustomed to it. I even sat down with Datuk Izham Omar (a song composer) and Haze (a new singer) composing a song on Ian for Haze to sing entitled Zuhayrku Yang Tidur.


Like the Malay saying, "Alah bisa tegal biasa" or the Malay word, "lali"; the more you explore a particular matter, the stronger you are at it. This has helped me to continue to live and in time, I hope to live like a normal person where the sadness of the lost of family members will only become sweet memories of them. For this, I ought to say thank you to Ian for his request, "Daddy, Can You Compile All My Artwork Please".


Berita 7:57 of Awesome TV news report on Ian's demise due to Multisystem Inflamatory Syndrome for Children (MIS-C), a post-COVID19 condition.

Ian's last outing with his siblings, Daniel and Emil, at KLPAC Sentul where they viewed my solo art show entitled Caricreatures Return.



Ian's last Hari Raya photograph with his siblings, Daniel and Emil.



Ian's last photograph of him alive.


Al-Fatihah









A DECADE OF MYCREATIVE

Thursday, April 21, 2022 at 3:14 AM

 

A DECADE OF MYCREATIVE
By Johan Ishak
20 April 2022


MYCREATIVE VENTURES (MyCreative) turns 10 on 20 April 2022. A decade has gone by without me realising it. I am Johan. I am employee No. MyC001, and MyCreative is my baby. I can still remember working alone in a small room at Prokhas (previously known as Danaharta Services Sdn Bhd, I think) at Bukit Damansara drafting the policies and standard operating procedures for the Company. It was the same room where Dato' Rahman Ahmad had incubated Ekuinas and the same room where many other founding CEOs had done the same for the likes of MRT Co, Dana Infra and many more.

The key catalyst to the birth of MyCreative is the lack of support the Malaysian banking industry has given to the Malaysian creative industry. Lest we forget that even Islam had spread via the pervasive use of creativity, the Holy Qur'an, for which, was regarded as an excellent book of Arabic poetic narration, not by the prophet (Muhammad p.b.u.h.), but by God Almighty s.w.t. himself; to tame the Arab Jahiliah.

So, the banks won't give loans to the creative practitioners. Hence, we created a quasi-bank (MyCreative), well, sort of, but with no obligations to adhere to any Bank Negara ruling as it is meant to drive an affirmative action to rectify and correct the market inefficiency and ineffectiveness. The risks for creative businesses were regarded to be too high causing a spastic allergic reaction to the local bankers. So, we had taken our own version of Zyrtec, that is, affirmative framework to address the risks.

Firstly, my first set of requests to the Ketua Setiausaha Perbendaharaan (KSP), Tan Sri Irwan Serigar, as well as to the first Chairman, Datuk Seri Farid Ridzuan, was a bouquet of exemptions that had given us a better path to do what we wanted to do, which includes, among others, Tax Exemption, GST Exemption, Bank Negara Exemption, Money Lending License Exemption, and Securities Comission Rules Exemption.

We then picked young professionals from Merchant Banks, Audit Firms, Legal Firms and a bunch of youngsters who were passionate to do impactful stuff for the creative industry. We only operated with a small group of 30 people that had serviced over 100 companies with a total loans receivable value of RM200 million by the time we reached 5 years old (just before I left the Company). These professionals were sent for training to learn about the macro and micro economics of creative industries in many countries cutting across sub-industries such as Filming, Broadcasting, Animation, Theatre, Performing Arts, Music, Fashion, Crafts, Literature, Visual arts, Creative Education, Tech for Creative and Culinary Art.

Each loan given to the creative practitioners were tailored to match the cash flow behaviours of the operations; unlike the conventional banks where their loan structure were rigid and not flexible to suit the creative operations' needs. We had reduced reliance on hard asset collaterals and had instead embraced intellectual properties as the asset group of choice to back our bets on those companies.

With a parliamentary mandate in the 2012 budget session, MyCreative had gone to market to fuel vehicles that had their tanks empty simply because no one dared to produce the necessary fuel. Today, many of those vehicles are rocketing high as prominent brand names in the industry. Some of them are: Fashion Valet, The Actors Studio, Lil' Critter, LOL Events, Melinda Looi, Jovian, Core Design Gallery, and many more.

Pre-Covid, we only had 2% Non-Performing Loans (NPLs) and much of the success is owed to how financing structures are shaped to complete cash flow cycles of those businesses that do not normally follow the behaviours of their counterparts in manufacturing, agriculture, electronics and the other industries whom the banks have better appetite to lend funds. It was (still is) probably easier to get a bank loan if you are a Nasi Lemak restaurant as compared to, say, an art gallery.

10 years later, the Company has grown to become a group that consists of 3 more subsidiaries, namely, R!UH, as a creative market platform, CENDANA, as a national arts policy and development body; and MyCreative Private Equity to explore equity financing rather than debt financing solutions to the creative industry.

If I am to ask, "What else should we do to keep the momentum up?"

My answer would be, "Dear Y.A.B Prime Minister (PM) and Y.B Finance Minister (MoF). Rome wasn't built in one day. We cannot make a difference if we do not support such affirmative action. We need to continue the support. We need to allocate fair portion of the national budget to the industry and it needs to be consistent and with a fair runway just like how South Korea had pushed through their KOCCA to put their creative offerings at the top of the list globally. Only then will the creative industry be able to address the unlevel playing field caused by the lack of trust and courage the conventional banking system has on the creative industry. We were an agricultural nation when we got our independence. Then we went through modernisation that had transformed us into a Neo-Industrial Country (NIC) during Tun Mahathir's time. Now, we must turn the page. Now we are talking about Orange Economy. We are talking about people's skills. We are talking about connecting the Right Brain to the Left Brain. We are talking about 'Fuelling the Kreativ Malaysia' (which is, by the way, the title of my book at MPH book stores, Kedai Fixi and Silverfish Book store). I believe that the creative industry will be a force to be reckon with. What used to be 1.24% contribution to the Malaysian Gross Domestic Product (GDP) has now reached 1.8%. Although improved, but still lower relative to our neighbours such as Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand and the Phillippines. We need your (PM & MoF) continued support. Just because the initiative was started by a different Government or Minister or Prime Minister previously, it does not give you the right to ignore the creative industry. If it is a good action, embrace and continue to adopt and support it. God willing, we (creative industry) will grow positively but only if an infant is given the breast milk that it critically needs. Yours sincerely. Johan Ishak."







MODUL PERBINCANGAN EKONOMI DIGITAL PENYIARAN DI MALAYSIA

Thursday, February 10, 2022 at 4:05 PM


Modul Untuk Perbincangan Ekonomi Digital Penyiaran di Malaysia
Oleh Johan Ishak
10 Februari 2022



1. Apakah maksud "Over The Top" (OTT) dan sejarah ringkas OTT di Malaysia?  

2. Apakah status penonton TV "Free-to-Air" (FTA) berbanding penonton OTT dari segi kuantiti dan genre kandungan?  

3. Apakah struktur Perniagaan untuk OTT (AVOD/SVOD/TVOD)?  

4. Apakah penglibatan dan dinamisma teknologi untuk OTT? 

5. Apakah kesan ekonomi kandungan atau platform digital seperti Facebook/Instagram Meta, Twitter dan Google/Youtube kepada ekonomi penyiaran TV FTA, TV OTT, TV Satelit Berbayar, TV Protokol Internet, Radio, Surat Khabar, Iklan Fizikal Luar (OOH), portal-portal tempatan dan juga pungutan cukai dari Kerajaan? 

6. Apakah dosa-dosa rakyat Malaysia dalam membenarkan penularan penggunaan kaedah lanun kandungan kreatif? 

7. Apakah ketidakadilan peluang perniagaan yang diwujudkan oleh konsep penapisan kandungan yang kini sudah lapok berbanding penerimaan liberalisasi platform digital untuk kandungan kreatif? 

8. Apakah ketidakadilan peluang perniagaan yang diwujudkan oleh konsep pengukuran penonton yang tidak saksama antara TV dan platform digital?

9. Apakah impak wujudnya selebriti-selebriti segera di media sosial kepada nasib penggiat kreatif konvensional? 

10. Apakah polisi-polisi kerajaan yang harus diubahsuai untuk membendung masalah-masalah yang berkait dengan aspek-aspek perbincangan di atas termasuk dari sudut ekonomi industri dan kesusilaan rakyat? 


Khallas 🤪

WHAT I SAID TO FEMALES TO GET THEM EXCITED

Wednesday, January 30, 2013 at 9:24 AM

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Women account for income of USD18 trillion, an economy in itself larger than the gross domestic products of China and India combined

CONOMY as we all know it has always been male driven. This is changing. Economy is changing its gender. Many world leaders are female. Many heads of corporates are female. Even some reserve banks' presidents are female including our (Malaysian) very own Tan Sri Dr Zeti Akhtar Ungku Aziz. Are there emperical evidence that this gender shifting is happening? Well, perhaps Malaysia specific it is not so obvious but globally, females are forces to be reckoned with. It's a female economy!

So, are women significant to the economy? Let's see. Women account for income of USD18 trillion, an economy in itself larger than the gross domestic products of China and India combined. 90% of women reinvest their money into their families' well being. Unlike their counterpart (Male) that usually reinvest only 30% to 40% of their income. A child's probability of survival is better with his/her mother than with the father, at least by 20%. Mothers should take control of the household economics then. 55% of women are expected to spend less overall (Men at 37%). 46% of women are expected to spend less on-line (Men at 34%). 41% of women are expected to spend less for household essentials (Men at 30%). (Note 1)

Is this trend continuing? Well, some statistics show that men is and continue to fall behind in education. Education is the fundamentals of future economy. The ratio of female to male schooling has risen steadily for South Asia from 0.4 to 0.6 over the past 30 years since 1970 and women's share of tertiary enrolment has shown that half of the world's countries have more than 50% of tertiary enrolment from the female side - see purple world map on the right. More men are losing jobs when recession cycle returns and as a result, women are increasing their share of the job market to a significant ratio of 50:50 to men in the United States of America (Note 2) and 60:40 in the European Union. Also, about 60% of women are considered economically free (from relying on men). So are women significant? I think Yes.

If women are significant to the economy, maybe it's time women embrace entrepreneurship? Maybe it's time women become the forces that drive the economy. Hopefully for the better. This also requires careful management. Did you know that the first modern day economic recession was actually caused by women? Their craze over tulips caused many speculators in Holland to trade tulips until one day, they decided to stop the craze. Down went the economy and many who borrowed money to buy stocks of tulips became bankrupts. Wow!,.. but anyway, how do women embrace entrepreneurship? Let's take Einstein's E = MC Square as a guide but instead of the equation linking matter and velocity to energy, we link money to entrepreneurship. Where E is Entrepreneurship (E), let's take M as Money (M) and the C Square being the combined effects of Confidence (C) and Competitive Edge (C). Hence Entrepreneurship is a function of Money making via the synergy of Confidence and Competitive Edge [ E = MC Square ].

Confidence is a psychological state of fearlessness. It grows in tandem with the 4 letter word that starts with F, i.e FACK, which stands for Frequency, Attitude, Courage and Knowledge. All these are the recipe for Confidence. So say "What the Fack! I'm doing this!" The more you repeat (Frequency (F)), the more confident you will be in performing the same act. From entrepreneurship perspective, the more you think like a business women, the better you’ll be at it. On 11 February 2012, Phantom of the Opera played its 10,000th show on Broadway. The mere frequency made it one of the best theatre performances around.

In applying the Attitude (A), if you keep saying no, chances are, you’ll be saying no all the way. You need to break that monotonous trend. Say yes for a change like the Nike slogan 'Just Do It'. You will also need that leap of faith we call Courage (C). Don’t stop believing - sing that Glee song if you want to. Finally, Knowledge (K) is something you must have. Even if you don't have it, you need to be resourceful to find those with knowledge who can work with you - Accountants, Lawyers, Bankers, Marketeers and many more. Let's have an inspirational story about a Malaysian woman who grasped these elements (see below).


Malaysia’s first and only female jet fighter pilot: When she was young, her parents wanted her to become a piano teacher. But Patricia Yapp Syau Yin was bent on becoming a pilot and pursued her dream.



Confidence is probably best demonstrated by examples of precedent cases. So here are Top 10 females with LOTS of confidence!

#10. QUEEN ELIZABETH THE FIRST: She must have been one of the first female ruler in the European nations. In those days, you'll need quite a significant confidence to pull it through as a Queen!

#9. LADY GAGA: I'm not quite sure whether I like her songs but everytime she appears on the screen, I gravitate towards her. Nothing to do with the sexual presence. It is more of her guts! The guts to do those weird things she does.

#8. BARBIE: Well! whatever clothes you put on her she will continue to smile. That confidence is what girls adore. They take her as a role model.

#7. OPRAH WINFREY: Many women are inspired by Oprah's talk shows. She herself demonstrated many achievements that required confidence, including being the richest female celebrity at one point.

#6. DATUK SHEILA MAJID: I was told that Sheila was a bright student with straight A's. Her confidence in pursuing a career as a jazz singer was so strong that she actually became the Queen of Jazz for Malaysia, worthy of the title Datuk!

#5. DATUK SITI NURHALIZA: Another female Datuk worthy of the title. She had to stop herself from entering singing competitions. Enormous amount of confidence for a village girl from Pahang. I have seen her perform live in the Anugerah Juara Lagu in 2003 - it was effortless for her.

#4. SUSAN BOYLE: Words cannot describe. Wiser to watch and listen to her. Here's a link... enjoy: Britain's Got Talent 2009 Episode 1 found Susan Boyle

#3. AUN SAN SUU KYI: This magnificant lady is so confident of her country's support that she ended up in jail. I watched the movie The Lady that is based on her life story. Very, very inspiring! She even missed her husband's funeral for her commitment.

#2. MARGARET THATCHER: The first British Prime Minister that I know of when watching the TV as a kid. In fact, she is probably the first female premier that I know since childhood. This iron lady puts a punch into the male chauvinists of the British parliament.

#1. THE MOTHER ALIEN: Try to squash her eggs! You'll see the overwhelming confidence that she radiates!








Competitive Edge is the weapon you need to drive the Confidence. It is the ability to make an offer that no one can refuse, also because of values with the 4 letter word that starts with F, i.e FUCP, which stands for Financial, Utility, Coverage and Presence. In academia this is known as the 4Ps: "Price, Product, Placement and Promotion". On the Financials (F), you have to make everyone's business your business. Mind everybodies' business. Know your competitors' financials if possible. Know your suppliers' financials. Know your customers' financials and most importantly, know your own financials. Only with this awareness that you are able to ensure appropriate investments and pricing strategy. Your offerings must have Utility (U) value. Ask these questions "Is the product or services utilisable?", "Do you have a customer base? ", " What if the product is a 'Shock Sendiri'?" and "Do you think people will buy?". I have a Pepsi story to demonstrate this - below.


CRYSTAL PEPSI: Pepsi introduced this clear cola in the early 1990s. Unlike other clear carbonated drinks, this one didn’t have a lemon/lime flavor – yet it didn’t quite have a normal cola flavor either. Despite a very expensive media blitz, this see-through soda just didn’t catch on. “Pepsi lost hundreds of millions guessing at straws, and they have never recovered fully,” said Laermer, its Senior Executive.


Having identified your customers, you'll need to get the products or services to them. This should be done with adequate Coverage (C) of the intended market. A customer who can actually get what they want is a happy customer. Happy customer means $$$ and unhappy customer means !@#%. Once I went to a Mamak with my son to get Roti Canai. Guess what? The Mamak said, "Errr.... Roti Canai Tak Dak!". Hmmmm... not good for business. Finally, you'll have to show your offerings to the customers. People are busy. They just don’t have time to find out what is there in the market. Hence God created Advertising and Social Media. In the wise words of a Chief Executive Officer of a TV Station, Ahmad Izham Omar, “Tell people what they don’t know what they want”. Show them your Presence (P). So yeahh,... say "What the Fucp! (Silent the C), Let's do this!". So go do it, like these Top 10 females that demonstrated competitive edge:

#10. CLEOPATRA: Forget Queen Elizabeth the First. I just remembered a more ancient Queen that ruled a powerful civilisation of Egypt. So desirable she was that the Roman Emperor wanted to marry her to combine the two mega empires, Egypt and Rome.

#9. MARYLIN MONROE: There were many female actresses in the 60's to 70's but none are like Marylin Monroe. She has a unique appeal, perhaps sexually, but a unique appeal nonetheless. Only someone as desirable as her could have tackled the President of the United States of America, which she did.

#8. WONDER WOMAN: As far as I can remember, she was the pioneer female exploring the career as a superhero. Sure there were Cat Woman and Bat Girl but Wonder Woman wasn't shy to show her face!

#7. MADONNA: I have never seen any female singer that is current and contemporary even after over 40 years of performing and recording. Madonna never fail to produce music that is acceptable by the youngsters from the 80's all the way to the turn of the millennium.

#6. FARAH FAUZANA: The radio business was never commercialised prior to 2000. Only when Era came into the picture did it really become commercially driven. With the emergence of new talents, Farah Fauzana managed to top the chart as the highest paid and highest ranked Radio DJ while she was at Hot FM Morning Crew.

#5. DATUK NICOL DAVID: Another Malaysian female worthy of the Datukship. I think she won her 7th World Champion recently? Well, that must epitomise competitive edge!

#4. SMURFETTE: Well, she is the only female Smurf. If that is not competitive edge, I don't know what else is......

#3. TAN SRI DR ZETI AKHTAR UNGKU AZIZ: As mentioned at the start of this article, a female Governor of the reserve bank, Bank Negara Malaysia, is an evidence that females with competitive edge are taking the lead in the world economy.

#2. PRINCESS DIANA: This princess brought hope to many people especially female. She was adored and was larger than the British royal establishment itself. Surely someone who tops the Queen deserves a high ranking position in the Top 10 list for competitive edge.

#1. MOTHER EARTH: The largest female ever found and she is one of a kind. Scientists have been searching for her twin in the galaxy but to date, none are successful. If she cease to exist, there is no replacement. For that, we all love her and protect her from any destruction...... do we?






So, with Confidence and Competitive Edge, women are expected to generate Money. What is Money? Money is the economic value obtained from business activities via the 4 letter word that starts with F again , i.e FURK, which stands for Feasibility, Up Side, Return on Investment or better known as ROI and Kontinuity - Sue me, I'll spell the way I want ok! Now, how does all this work? You got to know whether the maths can actually show profits. Why bother if you know you are going to be in an unrecoverable loss position? Simply put, Feasible (F). What you sell must always be higher than what you buy so that there is an Up Side (U), i.e. profits.

That Up Side means nothing if what you get is just the same as what you'd get if you sit back and leave your money in a bank. You must earn higher than passive income such as interest income from fixed deposits (3% per annum) or dividends from unit trusts (7% per annum). Why start a business when the return is low? Aim high with a premium to compensate your efforts and risks taken. Go for double, say 15%? Now that is a true ROI (R). ROI must grow gradually. Your business can only grow if you allow it to grow. Aim long term. No such thing as quick money / rich fast. So Kontinuity (K) is key. If you build, the business will grow. If you kill, the business will blow! So, say to yourself, "What the Furk! (Silent the K), I can be an Entrepreneur!"

Money is probably best demonstrated by examples of precedent cases. So here are the Top 10 female brands by value!

























Women are significant to the economy. It’s time you (women) embrace entrepreneurship. Remember [ E = MC Square ] and show me the money!!!!! Adios!



BIBLIOGRAPHY
Note 1: Performics Online Buyer Economics Trend Study, July 2009
Note 2: The New York Times

THE LAST SIBLING'S WEDDING

Sunday, December 30, 2012 at 11:28 PM
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"... it’s about time that we have a psychologist in the family...... "

Wedding of Kusyairi Ariff & Hanee Shereen
30 December 2012, Kelab Shah Alam

Bismillah Hirrahman Nirrahim. Assalamualaikum Warahmaruyllahi Wabarakatuh dan Salam Sejahtera. Yang Mulia, Tengku Tengku. Yang Berbahagia Tan Sri – Tan Sri / Puan Sri – Puan Sri / Dato’ - Dato’ / Datin - Datin / Tuan - Tuan / Puan - Puan dan Sanak Saudara sekelian. Bagi pihak Tuan Rumah, Dato Ishak, saya ingin merakamkan jutaan terima kasih atas kesudian para hadirin meraikan Majlis Perkahwinan Kusyairi dan Hanee. Kehadiran Tuan - Tuan dan Puan - Puan sememangnya memeriahkan lagi hari yang bermakna ini. Tuan - Tuan dan Puan - Puan, izinkan saya meneruskan ucapan saya di dalam Bahasa Inggeris, Terima Kasih.


 INTRO

A wedding is an occasion, a joyous occasion. But for a spokesperson like me, it is highly stressful for I have stage fright no matter how many times I have been asked to give speeches. By God’s will, when my son gets married, Kusyairi, you will be forced to be the spokesperson. Just remember that!

The Malay race has always been an advocate of “courtesy” as evident in their generosity in giving out Bunga Telurs and their art of Pantuns. We have experienced such courtesy at the reception by Encik Adam’s family. I must say, I was delighted to experience my first “Tea Ceremony”. That was the first time Kusyairi ever served me tea…. Actually, that was the first time he ever served me anything at all. So, it was a good ice-breaker. Today, the Ishak Family would like to offer you (Adam) our courtesy. We hope you’ll be delighted.


HISTORY

Kusyairi was born at Assunta Hospital Petaling Jaya on the 11th November 1983. When he was born we had some logistical issues. There was no bedroom for him. We only had 4 bedrooms all taken by Bapak, Mak, Kak Ita, Johari and I, and our Grandma. To ensure that such discomfort did not haunt our little brother Kusyairi, Johari and I decided to sacrifice our room… well, actually, we were kicked out by Bapak and ended up in Ipoh for 5 years.

Everyone in the Family was born in Penang. We were all proud to be called Islanders. Kusyairi, however, was born in Selangor. That did not exclude him from the joy of tasting Penang food at home. We had curry almost every other day, Bapak’s Dhalca and the infamous Gulai Tok Wan. So Hanee, you have a lot of catch up to do in the cooking arena.

Kush grew up in Shah Alam and later completed his studies at Curtin University, Perth. His Economics Degree landed him jobs at Public Bank, AC Nielsen, and now Mindshare where he specialises in the Advertising Industry. In his free time he likes to do outdoor activities that include hiking, climbing and jungle trekking. He said those activities gave him peace of mind. Well of course it did, that is how he met Hanee, in a bootcamp, I think.

Kusyairi, I would like to share with you some basic tips for a long lasting peace of mind, particularly in a marriage. I may not necessarily agree with these tips but they work nonetheless:

  1. When Hanee cooks, you say “Hmm.... Sedap”.
  2. When Hanee is sick, you make her hot soup, not Maggi mee.
  3. When it is 22 December, pamper her with an anniversary dinner and make sure you mark your diary because if you don’t, she will mark your head.
  4. When it is 19 April, get her a birthday present.
  5. Always assume that she is right in any argument because she has a special lock that locks the bedroom door for which keys are not made available to you.
  6. When she makes jokes, laugh as if she is the champion of Raja Lawak.
  7. Always put up the toilet seats.
  8. The weekend diary is managed by her. Don’t worry you’ll get the notification of weekend events weeks in advance.
  9. When she cries, take her into your arms like an angel.
  10. And the hardest of all, when you two have babies, stay up with her to feed milk and change diapers.

HERSTORY

I have never had a younger sister before. With the inclusion of Hanee into the family, I now have a younger sister. Hanee was born on 18 April 1988 in Klang. Hanee was born on 18 April 1988.Hanee was born on 18 April 1988. Wow, 1988, I was still in Form 1 at that time. She was brought up in Klang and hence, Haneewent to Convent Klang, the school my sister went to as well. She is now completing her Degree in Psychology from Segi College and as I had noticed, she likes singing and she does it quite well as well. It’s about time that we have a psychologist in the family, not for Hanee to heal us, but rather, for us to test her. I have two hyperactive boys and I can assure you that they’ll make good psychological study subjects.

What advise can I give you as a brother in-law? Well, here goes:

  1. When Kush is hungry, he is not fuss. Fried Rice with Ayam Goreng and a bit of Kicap and Chilli Sauce will suffice (Note that Kicap will be known as To’Yu to you from today onwards. I think it came from a Chinese word Tau Yoo).
  2. When Kush is back from work looking tired, give him a smile.
  3. When Kush is sick, well, it’s your turn to do the hot soup, and not Maggi mee.

Hanee, you are Kush’s ribs; because, you are entrusted to protect his heart (both emotionally as well as the cholesterol level). And that would put you at a special place by his side, enveloping his heart. I think that is why Siti Hawa was created out of Prophet Adam’s (pbuh) ribs.

Hanee, the entire Ariff and Arshad clans are honoured to welcome you into the family. It’s a big extended family. Lots of names to be remembered but hey, it only means God is being generous to you.

We look forward to interesting contributions that you can offer to this family. Whilst the other 3 in-laws contributed Ikan Patin from Sungai Pahang, Ayam Kampong from Bangi and Masak Lomak Chili Padi from Negeri Sembilan, we expect nothing less than the beautiful Kuih Kasturi from Klang.


CLOSING

Before I retreat, please do allow me a short poem that I narrated at 2:00 am this morning:

Singgah di Kelang untuk Kuih Kasturi
Yang Enak Rangup Secukup Rasa
Sungguh Segak Kush dan Hanee
Mengakhiri Zaman Teruna dan Dara
Anak Bongsu Kawin Sudah
Meninggalkan Rumah Sunyi Sepi
Mak dan Bapak tak payahlah Gundah,
Nantikan saja cucu dari Kush dan Hanee
Semangkuk Selasih Semanis Puan
Segulung Popiah dari Tanjung
Terima Kasih Tuan dan Puan
Budi Dikenang Jasa Dijunjung

Sebelum saya mengundur diri, bagi pihak Dato' Ishak Ariff sekeluarga, ingin saya menyusun sepuluh jari meminta maaf sekiranya terdapat apa-apa kekurangan pada majlis yang tidak sebarapa ini.

Saya sudahi ucapan saya dengan kalimah suci Wabilllahi Taufik Walhidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh dan Selamat Sejahtera.

Terima Kasih






"...... whilst the other 3 in-laws contributed Ikan Patin from Sungai Pahang, Ayam Kampong from Bangi and Masak Lomak Chili Padi from Negeri Sembilan, we expect nothing less than the beautiful Kuih Kasturi from Klang."    Johan Ishak

A SIMPLE TEMPLATE: MC OF A MALAY WEDDING

Saturday, November 26, 2011 at 2:50 PM

Title: A Simple template: MC of a Malay Wedding
Medium: Script template
Author: Johan Ishak
Date: 26 November 2011
Place of creation: Bangi & Shah Alam
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MAJLIS PERKAHWINAN [NAMA] DAN [NAMA] : [TARIKH]


PERMULAAN:

• Majlis mengumumkan ketibaan pengantin [Nama] dan [Nama]
• {Kompang dan perarakan pengantin diiringi lagu}
• Majlis menjemput Y. Bhg. [Nama] untuk membacakan doa
• {Ustaz membaca doa}
• Terima kasih Y. Bhg. [Nama]
• {Baca pantun di bawah}

Semangkuk Sago, Gula Melaka
Keropok Binjal, Buah Bidara
Yang Ditunggu-tunggu Sudah Pun Tiba
Cuma yang Tinggal Santapan Diraja


• Dipersilakan para hadirin untuk menjamu selera
• {Hadirin menjamu selara}
• {Pertunjukan video}


PENUTUP:

• Majlis menjemput kedua ibu dan bapa pengantin lelaki, Y. Bhg. [Nama] dan [Nama] untuk memberi sepatah dua kata
• {Ucapan dari bapa pengantin}
• Terima kasih Y. Bhg. [Nama] dan [Nama]
• Majlis menjemput kedua mempelai untuk memotong kek
• {Pengantin ke meja kek diiringi lagu. Pemotongan kek}
• Seterusnya dijemput kedua pengantin ke pintu gerbang untuk bersalam-salaman dengan para jemputan
• Bagi pihak keluarga pengantin, saya menyusun sepuluh jari meminta maaf sekiranya terdapat apa-apa kekurangan pada majlis yang tidak seberapa ini
• {Baca pantun di bawah }

Secangkir Selasih Semanis Puan
Sepotong Halua Buat Yang Tersayang
Terima Kasih Tuan dan Puan
Kehadiran Semua Sungguhnya Dikenang


• Saya sudahi majlis ini dengan kalimah suci Wabilllahi Taufik Walhidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh dan Selamat Sejahtera.

MY SPEECH FOR MY TWIN'S WEDDING

Saturday, December 4, 2010 at 7:26 PM
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Wedding of

Johari Ishak
Shikin Hairuddin


Kelab Shah Alam
4 December 2010




ADDRESS

Bismillah Hirrahman Nirrahim. Assalamualaikum Warahmaruyllahi Wabarakatuh dan Salam Sejahtera.

Yang Mulia, Tengku Tengku. Yang Berbahagia Tan Sri / Puan Sri / Dato’ / Datin / Tuan / Puan / Sanak Saudara sekelian.

Bagi pihak Tuan Rumah, Dato Ishak Ariff, saya ingin merakamkan jutaan terima kasih atas kesudian para hadirin meraikan bersama kami Majlis Perkahwinan Johari dan Shikin. Kehadiran Tuan Tuan dan Puan Puan sememangnya memeriahkan lagi hari yang bermakna ini.

Tuan Tuan dan Puan Puan, izinkan saya meneruskan ucapan saya di dalam Bahasa Inggeris, Terima Kasih.



INTRO

A wedding is an occasion, a joyous occasion. But for a spokes person like me, it is highly stressful for I have stage fright and this is my first time doing it. By God’s will, when my son get’s married, Johari, you will be forced to be the spokes person. Just remember that!

Normally a spokes person will introduce the Pengantins from the day they were born. In this case, I have a special privilege. I will start from whence Johari was inside our mother’s womb

The Malay race has always been an advocate of “courtesy” as evident in their generosity in giving out Bunga Telurs and their art of negotiations using Pantuns to avoid confrontation but yet deliver their intended messages. In Johari’s case, well, he was courteous since before he was born.

The Malays believe that when twins are born, the one who sees the light of day first is the younger one. This is so because the elder twin will allow his younger sibling to go first as a gesture of courtesy. So I guess, Johari must have been courteous to me. Now, this is Johari’s first mistake in life even before he commenced his life. Why? Well, legally, I became the elder one regardless of what the Malay believes. So Joe, thanks for kicking me out.


HISTORY

So 1975 was the year. Old folks often warn their pregnant daughters to not do or say unnecessary or inappropriate things. In our case, our beloved mother had to watch Muhammad Ali and Joe Bugner box each other,.. and when the twins were delivered, you know what happened.

Johari and I, we grew up together, from Minden Heights in Penang, this fantastic city called Shah Alam, as well as in the bording school they call STAR in Ipoh.

Later we went our own ways. I was sent to a land downunder where they send convicts; whereas Johari was sent to the Land of Angels up north where kings and queens dine in castles and palaces. How lucky.

In England, Johari learnt how to value things. I didn’t know that to value things, you need a Bachelors Degree. But apparently you do. So Johari started to learn how to value things in England and later extended his learning in UiTM Shah Alam. So there you go, God created things, and there was Johari to value it. He became a Valuer.

This art of valuing things evolved into the realm of capital markets. Hence Johari now enjoys a good living at CIMB Wealth Advisor where he helps others value their wealth by growing them. A courteous character that is probably an extension of allowing his younger sibling to escape Alcatraz 35 years ago.

Anyways, talking about valuing things, today, or a week ago to be exact, there is a different perspective to it. You (Johari) are now required to value life. What does that mean really? Well it’s simple really. You now have to value your life companion, i.e. Shikin.

When Shikin cooks, you value her by saying “Hmm Sedap”. When Shikin is sick, you value her by making hot soup, not Maggi mee. When it is 27 November, you value her with anniversary dinners (make sure you mark your diary because if you don’t, she will show you what valuation really means). When it is her birthday or 14 February, bring her to British India. And the sweetest of all, you will value Shikin like you never valued her before, is when she gives you babies that will end their names with Bin or Binti Johari. Insya Allah Amin.

There is a saying I learnt from the internet. It goes like this:

Women were not created from Men’s hair nor were they created from Men’s feet. Women were created from Men’s ribs so that they don’t step on Men’s head nor are they meant to be stepped by Men. They are meant to be by Men’s side, to be protected and to be loved


HERSTORY

Shikin is the best sister-in-law so far, well she is the only one so far (a hint to the younger brother). Born in Port Dickson Negeri Sembilan, and was brought up in Jelebu. Her schooling days were in King George V in Seremban and later worked in various companies and countries as Public Relations officer. Guess where she is now? Well, you’ve guessed it, CIMB Wealth Advisors. That is where Johari and Shikin learn to value each other, apart from valuing investments for the Malaysian market that rose from GDP of negative 2% to positive 6% over the last 2 years.

What advise can I give you as a brother in-law? Well, here goes:

When Johari is hungry, he is not fuss. Rice with Daging Kicap and Sambal Tumis Tauhu will suffice (Note that Tauhu will be known as TauKua to you from today onwards). When Johari is back from work looking tired and what not, give him a smile. When Johari is sick, well, it’s your turn to do the hot soup, and not Maggi mee. When Johari faces problems, you stand by his side support him. As I mentioned earlier, Shikin, you are his ribs; because, you are entrusted to protect his heart (both emotionally as well as the cholesterol level). And that would put you at a special place by his side. While you are at it, make the ribs well-done because Johari, he does not take medium-rare steaks.

Shikin,

Bapak, Mak, Abang Fauzi, Kak Ita, Kush, Lina and myself (oh sorry I forget, there is also Faiq, Firdaus, Fauzana and Daniel and the entire Ariff and Arshad clan from the Island of Penang); we are honoured to welcome you into the family. It’s a big family but hey, it only means God is being generous to you.


TO THE PENGANTINS

To both Johari and Shikin, I have introduced the two of you to the floor and I have also given you motivational advices. What you have to do in return is to cherish the marriage. Our family has grown bigger and merrier thanks to the two of you. We look forward to interesting contributions that you can offer to this family. Whilst the other 2 in-laws contributed Ikan Patin from Sungai Pahang and Ayam Kampong from Bangi, we expect you to deliver nothing less than Masak lemak Chili Api from Negeri Sembilan.


CLOSING

I think I have been mumbling too long here. When body language from the floor suggests that my speech is like a politician who don’t mean what they say and don’t say what they mean, it means that I should stop. However, please do allow me a short poem. Here goes:

Itik Serating Ayam Belanda
Masak Kari Nasi Kandar
Johari dan Shikin Segak Belaka
Mengakhiri Zaman Teruna dan Dara

Dato Ishak, Datin Latifah
Lega Melihat Dua Mempelai
Tapi Ingat Bila Balik Rumah
Ada Si Bongsu Belum Selesai

Secangkir Kopi Semanis Puan
Segelas Sarbath dari Tanjung
Terima Kasih Puan dan Tuan
Budi Dikenang Jasa Dijunjung

Sebelum saya mengundur diri, ingin saya menyusun sepuluh jari meminta maaf sekiranya terdapat apa apa kekurangan pada majlis yang tidak sebarapa ini.

Saya sudahi ucapan saya dengan kalimah suci Wabilllahi Taufik Walhidayah Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh dan Selamat Sejahtera.

Terima Kasih





Johan Ishak

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