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... continuation from COMPILATION OF #danielboy TWEETS PART 1

76
DADDY: What is it that you're singing?
DANIEL: I combined all MJ's Beat It, Dangerous, Thriller and Leave Me Alone
DADDY: Ahh! A medley!


77
NANI: Daniel, when are you coming back to Bangi?
DANIEL: In 100 years time

78
DADDY: Wanna follow me? I'm going to meet a beautiful lady for dinner
DANIEL: Who?
DADDY: Roslina Shaik
DANIEL: That's Mummy! Yay!

79
MUMMY: Daniel, come kiss me
DANIEL: No not in front of my friends

80
OPAH: Daniel, where is your milk bottle?
DANIEL: No, I don't drink milk in bottles anymorelah Opah


81
DADDY: What did you do today at school?
DANIEL: Err… many good things
DADDY: Oh ya? Like what?
DANIEL: Err… reading

82
DANIEL: Daddy, can you not scold Mummy?
DADDY: Why not?
DANIEL: Because I love both Daddy and Mummy

83
DADDY: Daniel, who is a Super Daddy?
DANIEL: Johan!

84
DADDY: What do you want for dinner?
DANIEL: Roti Canai, my favourite.
DADDY: Ok let's go to DE


85
DANIEL: When people get too old they die?
DADDY: Ya
DANIEL: When Daddy & Mummy gets too old, you will die too? (then he cries)
DANIEL: If I die, will I wake up later?
MUMMY: Of course, in heaven, and Transformers will be there
DANIEL: Yay

86
DANIEL: Hey, the car is warning u to stop (hearing Parking sensor beeping)
DADDY: Ya ok I know

87
DANIEL: Daddy, Mummy wants you to hang clothes from washing machine
DADDY: Go call your Kakak in Indonesia and ask her to do it


88
DADDY: Daniel, how old do you think I am?
DANIEL: 44?
DADDY: No! I am 10 years younger than that! Please!

89
DADDY: Daniel, how was Megamind?
DANIEL: Cool. I can be Megamind and you can become Metroman

90
DADDY: What are you going to be in this year’s concert?
DANIEL: A Chicken! While reading a poem called “I am a Chicken”

91
DADDY: What else are you performing in the concert?
DANIEL: Glee!


92
DADDY: Daniel, you have flappy ears!
DANIEL: Oh ya?! Well you have big tummy!

93
DADDY: Ok let’s go have dinner outside
DANIEL: (Standing naked crying)… ya but you haven’t put on my clothes

94
DADDY: Daniel, what are you doing in the shower?
DANIEL: Yoga, Yoga, push the soap away from my body
DADDY: Huh?! Are you ok?

95
DADDY: Daniel, Daddy did 10 laps in the big pool. That is 1 km! How about you?
DANIEL: Errrr…. I also did 10 laps but in the small pool, heh!


96
DANIEL: Daddy, you are a funny man
DADDY: Why?
DANIEL: Because you sound like a duck! Heh!

97
DADDY: Daniel, do you want to play the game "Daniel's face in Daddy's tummy"?
DANIEL: Urrghhh Nooo!

98
DANIEL: Daddy, can I hold your hand to go to sleep?
DADDY: What happened to Mummy's hand?
DANIEL: Mummy's hand is tired

99
DADDY: Daniel, what do you want for dinner? Chicken Rice or Fish n'Chips or McDonalds?
DANIEL: McDonalds!!!!!!


100
DANIEL: I can't put on my shoes. Mummy said when I'm 6 I can
DADDY: If you don't learn when you are 5, you won't be able to do it at 6

101
DANIEL: Die ants die
DADDY: Hey those are living things as well. Don't kill them
DANIEL: But I saw u kill them last week

102
DADDY: Put that vitamin in your mouth
DANIEL: This is not vitamin. This is a small rock
DADDY: Oh ya sorry
DANIEL: Silly Daddy

103
DADDY: Boy, come let's get ice cream
DANIEL: No cannot, I am coughing
DADDY: hmm….


104
DANIEL: Tok is not that old
DADDY: How so?
DANIEL: Just now, I saw a black hair in the middle of the white hair on Tok's head

105
DANIEL: If you shout again, I will run away!
DADDY: Oh ya? Where to?
DANIEL: Opah's house

106
TOK: Daniel, it's raining. You have to go inside the house.
DANIEL: It's ok Tok, I have an invisible hat on my head

107
DANIEL: When you are old, you will die & we will bury you underground. Don't worry. You can still see me. You go thru the tunnel in the grave & we'll meet the other side
GRANDPA: (Speeechless)

108
DANIEL: Daddy, I like the BMW Hot Dog
DADDY: It's A&W Daniel, not BMW
DANIEL: Oh Ya

109
DANIEL: Daddy, where are the flowers? I am supposed to throw flowers into the air
DADDY: That's not today. The wedding is tomorrow

110
DADDY: Hey, Uncle Joe is married
DANIEL: Hah? But I haven't walk to throw flowers yet
DADDY: That is next week boy

111
DANIEL: Daddy, you promised to cut my hair after Uncle Joe's wedding.
DADDY: Ok, Ok…..
DANIEL: Uncle Joe already got married 3 times! (Referring to 3 receptions)
DADDY: hahaha…

112
DANIEL: Daddy, Daddy, look it's a snake!
DADDY: Oh shit! That's a cobra! Get inside the house now!

113
DANIEL: I am a monkey
DADDY: Huh? Why?
DANIEL: So that you can give me that banana
DADDY: Oh ok, here you go

114
DADDY: Can I watch my DVD now?
DANIEL: No.. I want to watch my DVD, Transformers
DADDY: Ok (sigh)

115
DANIEL: Daddy, the fish jumped out of the aquarium and it's dead
DADDY: Oh well, we'll just have to flush it down the toilet

116
DADDY: Ok Boy, go wear your Baju Melayu. We're going to the mosque
DANIEL: You mean the Big Blue Mosque?
DADDY: Ya
DANIEL: Yay!

117
DANIEL: Daddy, can you start Honning?
DADDY: It's Honking
DANIEL: Ya, Honging
DADDY: No, Honking
DANIEL: Ok Honking

118
DANIEL: I am disappointed in you
DADDY: Why?
DANIEL: You said you were going to cut my hair
DADDY: 'Disappointed' huh?

119
DANIEL: Can I jog with you?
DADDY: No. It's not good for you to jog at night
DANIEL: But you are jogging at night
DADDY: Err....

120
DANIEL: I told you a thousand times to cut my hair. Am I talking to the wall?
DADDY (and MUMMY apparently): (silence in shock)

121
DADDY: Hi boy. I haven't seen you for days
DANIEL: Ya, because you are always working late
DADDY: (*#@?!/:;¥€)

122
DADDY: You got the TV upstairs. Mummy got the TV downstairs. Daddy got nothing
DANIEL: You can watch your DVD on the computer

123
DANIEL: Zzz….
DADDY: Wakey boy. You have football class this morning
DANIEL: (Wakes up and storms to the shower because he misses footy)

124
DADDY: You are 5 and you already have 4 pairs of Converse in your lifetime
DANIEL: Ya, because I'm a rock star!

125
DADDY: Daniel, go to sleep
DANIEL: Wait, just a bit more, I'm finishing off this computer game

126
DADDY: How was your speech and drama exam?
DANIEL: Good (with a worried face)
DADDY: (I hope my boy is not too stressed with exams at age of 5)

127
DANIEL: Daddy, I like this song. Who is this?
DADDY: It's track 2 of Ahmad Izham Omar 's Mike Stern CD

128
DANIEL: Daddy why are you still sleeping (18 hours) like a bear in the cave?
DADDY: ZZzzzzz......

129
DADDY: What is Daniel’s feet size?
MUMMY: 19.5cm. Why?
DADDY: I’m buying him a Converse

130
DADDY: Can Daddy borrow your MJ hat or fedora or whatever you call it?
DANIEL: For what?
DADDY: I have to go as mafia at MPB TV Screenings today
DANIEL: OK but don’t lose it

131
DADDY: (Stuffed a whole black pickled olive into Daniel’s mouth)
DANIEL: Hmmm… yummy
DADDY: You are weird!

132
DADDY: Let’s go to Bangi
DANIEL: Ok but later I want to go back to Malaysia
DADDY: You mean Shah Alam?

133
DANIEL: Daddy, are you getting old?
DADDY: Why do you say that?
DANIEL: Because I can see some white hair on your head
DADDY: Seriously?! Oh no, I am old

134
DANIEL: Haaa! I know how to make you look younger
DADDY: How?
DANIEL: Let me cut all your white hair

135
NANI: Say Happy Birthday to the birthday boy (Grandpa)
DANIEL: Birthday boy? No! He is a Birthday Old Man lah

136
DADDY: So is MinMin your girlfriend?
DANIEL: Noooo!!!!
DADDY: Why not?
DANIEL: Because I don’t know how to get married

137
DANIEL: (Pointing at the chest) Why do girl have bigger chests?
MUMMY: Because God made them that way

138
DANIEL: Mummy can you open this for me
MUMMY: (Silence because concentrating on something else)
DANIEL: Hello! Am I talking to a wall?

139
MUMMY: Mummy’s friend’s boy got drowned in the pool because he was running and fell in
DANIEL: (Crying) I don’t want to go near pools
MUMMY: You can but make sure Daddy or Mummy is around

140
DADDY: Why did you kick the boy?
DANIEL: Because he wants to be the goalkeeper but I want to be the goalkeeper as well

141
DADDY: It’s 9pm. Go to sleep
DANIEL: I want to wait for you because you are always coming back from work late

142
TEACHER: Daniel is good at maths and drawing
ME: Ya, that runs in the family

143
DADDY: (Heard Daniel miming some song & guess what? They are Little Shoes and Goodbye Again by Jazz guitarist Mike Stern! Wow!)

144
DADDY: (Just saw my boy's photos when he was 2, man,.... missed him growing up, thanks to long hours work culture)

145
DADDY: (haven't seen my boy for 4 days. Each time I reach home he is asleep and when I leave for work he is still asleep)

146
DADDY: (You want to hear a story of Problem Solving Skills? Well, Daniel took his hot A&W Hot Dog and he puts it at the car aircond panel and blasts the aircond max)

147
DADDY: (Daniel is having a chat with the Mamak at DE while Daddy is eating Naan, reading newspaper and reading the whole day's Twitter)

148
DADDY: (Up at 5am to cook nuggets for Daniel because the maid is back in Indonesia)

149
DADDY: (Yay! Daniel scored the first goal for today!)

150
DADDY: (Danielboy, not sure how you are going to react to this but sooner or later, I guess you will know that you won’t be the only kid in this household. Mummy is pregnant!)

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Title: Prince the Cat
Medium: Photography
Photographer: Johan Ishak
Model: Prince the Cat
Time/Date: 10:00am; 19 Dec 2010
Venue: 24 Jln 13/11C Shah Alam




ATS, I am allergic to. Almost all of my family members are allergic to cats. To make things complicated, I got married to a family that loves cats. To set the record straight, I don't hate cats. I love cats. I am just allergic to them. I do play around with cats,... but not for too long. The fur attacks my nose like an Iraqi scud. Nevertheless, I always have Rinafort to help ease my sinus attacks,.. but, I get drowsy and go to sleep. So, if I play with cats, you can expect me to sleep afterwards,.. and don't even think of asking me to drive.

Lately, somehow, I have a cat that sleeps, dine and shit at my backyard but disappears for adventures outside if he is not doing any of those 3. Although he does spend sometime looking at my fishes in the aquarium and he runs off when my boy, Daniel, goes after him. This cat is probably mix Persian and something else. We call him Prince. Every night when I am back from work, Prince come by and looks at me. Guess what, we exchange brain waves and what was transpired in that exchange is decoded in the below so called 'conversations':


ME: Not quite sure what breed are you. Bengal-Persian I was told though
PRINCE: (Sounds like they'll be making carpets out of me)

ME: Oh man, look at fungal on your eye! I'm bringing you to the Vet
PRINCE: (It's not fungal lah, I had a fight last nite)

ME: Hey! Can you help me with this deferred tax problem?
PRINCE: Miowww
ME: Hey! that's a good idea. Why didn't I think of that?

ME: Whatcha lookin at?!
PRINCE: (Your fat tummy)

ME: Hey you have cockroaches eating your food!
PRINCE: (That's how crappy the things you give me. I want Kurau please)

ME: Go get a girlfriend will yer?
PRINCE: (Blastard, for what? They cut my birdie long time ago)

ME: Why are you so cherpy today?
PRINCE: (My cousin is here Malaysia. His name is Cat Stevens)

ME: Why do you always have to come home late?
PRINCE: (Hmmm... What are you doing up so late?)

ME: Ahah, the maid is back from Indon. I don't have to deal with u now
PRINCE: (I prefer ladies serving me anyway)

ME: Aiyo, how will u survive without me huh?
PRINCE: (No worries, I have 8 more lives at my disposal)

ME: What are you? Persian? Somalian?
PRINCE: (Malaysian you fool! I was born in Bangi)

ME: Hey you fat cat! Come here!
PRINCE: (Look who's talking)

ME: Oooo.... look there, little Daniel is approaching!
PRINCE: (Oh shit! It's the menace! Help! Help me!)

ME: Why the hell did you poo on the floor?
PRINCE: (Last I remembered, the litter was there. Why did you change its location?)

ME: Prince, come inside now!
PRINCE: (Call me King, then I'll go inside)

ME: Prince, your fur is triggering my sinus! Damn!
PRINCE: (Yeah, yeah, blame me for your weaknesses, sucker!)

VET: The fungal turns red. Don't be alarmed. It's the blood vessel bringing medication to the infected areas
PRINCE: (Don't be alarmed??!! I'm half blind you asshole)

WIFEY: Why are you taking so long to lock the gate?
ME: Errrr.. I was talking to Prince
PRINCE: (Take that! Hahahahah)

SEELAN PAUL: Ooo! Patutlah lambat submit presentation, rupa-rupanya you have to present it to your cat first
ME: Errrrr... heh....

" ....... Cats are amazing. They listen to your talks like they know what's happening "
Quotation by Geordjoe

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HIS compilation of Tweets is dedicated to my son Daniel Ariff Johan (DANIEL). These Tweets, as appeared in Twitter, were labelled as ||daddyhood|| initially but changed to #danielboy subsequently. The ones compiled here are those from the first Tweet on 21 July 2010 all the way up to today, 2 October 2010, comprising of 75 Tweets. It was compiled and published in this blog out of guilt for not being around that much at home. DADDY is sorry. Work took too much of DADDY's time for the past 4 years of your existence in this world. Now DADDY is trying to repair the damage, if it is repairable. Hopefully when DADDY is no longer in existence, DANIEL can remember DADDY by reading these records of conversations and events surrounding DANIEL and DADDY. DANIEL and DADDY was 5 years old and 35 years old respectively in 2010 when these Tweets took place. DANIEL is DADDY's only child (current status when these Tweets were made). Naturally, DADDY's fatherly love was 100% dedicated to DANIEL.

The decision to compile these Tweets was inspired by a TV commercial where a daddy asked his grown up son "Tu burung apa tu Nak?" numerous times and the son answered "Burung Murai Bapak" numerous times as well,... until the son got fed up and showed irritation and sort of yelled at his daddy "Kenapa Bapak tanya banyak kali ni?". The dad then passed to his son a journal of his late wife's that contain records of events, for which, one of it was an incident whereby the son asked the dad "Tu Burung apa tu Bapak?". Yup you've guessed it. It was asked numerous times as well and the dad kept on answering "Burung Murai" everytime the question was repeated without a hint of irritation or anger. It went on and on until the son fell asleep. After reading the journal, the son's eyes were in tears. Tears of love that can only appear out of realisation - a realisation of the bond a father has with his son.

Have a good read:

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1
DANIEL: Daddy, why are you praying? Is it bcoz u r saying thank you to Allah? for what?
DADDY: yes, for the Slash tickets

2
DADDY: Daniel, how's the chips?
DANIEL: Good like a bird
DADDY: huh? Why like a bird?
DANIEL: Bird!.. Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip!

3
DANIEL: Daddy can I have this?
DADDY: No
DANIEL: What about that?
DADDY: No

4
DADDY: Daniel, what is your favourite rock band?
DANIEL: Metallica and Queen

5
MUMMY: If u're naughty, u'll go to hell
DANIEL: Are there Aliens there?
MUMMY: Yes but I won't be there
DANIEL: Huuaaa (cries)

6
(a car almost hit DANIEL)
DADDY: What happens if the car hits u?
DANIEL: I die
DADDY: Will I cry?
DANIEL: Ya
DADDY: What if I die? u'll cry?
DANIEL: No
DANIEL: If I die, Mummy's tummy will become bigger and a baby will come out and u can name him Daniel
DADDY: :( {with tears}

7
DANIEL: Daddy, can u buy pool table?
DADDY: Too expensive I don't have the money
DANIEL: U can work late for the money right?

8
DADDY: Daniel, what is that noisy sound you are playing on the DVD?
DANIEL: It's Guuuuuns nnnnnnnnn rosesssssssssssss!

9
DANIEL: Daddy, teacher asked me to cut my hair bcoz it looks like a girl.
DADDY: Tell teacher u r a rock star.
DANIEL: ok

10
DANIEL: Daddy, I am Optimus Prime and Mummy is Bumble Bee
DADDY: So then who am I?
DANIEL: Megatron hahahhaha

11
DADDY: Boy, go to sleep. Daddy wants to watch dvd.
DANIEL: ....but I want to watch Dora the Explorer
DADDY: Go to sleep now!!!

12
DANIEL: Daddy, why did u go? It's a red light!
DADDY: Oh! The traffic light is spoilt. Someone will fix it later (lying)

13
DANIEL: Ok I have to spend time with Mummy today.
DADDY: What about Daddy?
DANIEL: Today no need ok. U go to work

14
DADDY: ZZzzz ZZzzz
DANIEL: Daddy, why are u sleeping? You're supposed to spend time with me!

15
DADDY: Daniel, how much do you love me?
DANIEL: errrr, 100.
DADDY: What about Mummy?
DANIEL: I love Mummy 1000

16
DADDY: Daniel, do you like guitars or drums?
DANIEL: Drums!
DADDY: Ok, we wait till ur bigger before we start drum classes ok?

17
DANIEL: Daddy why am I not in d wedding photo?
DADDY: Coz ur not born yet
DANIEL: Huaa (cries)
DADDY: (err, what do I do now?)

18
DADDY: Daniel, Daddy is running for Rat Race
DANIEL: Ohh u mean like Tom & Jerry
DADDY: Yeahh u be Tom chasing after Daddy

19
DADDY: Daniel, look at what guitar Slash is playing with
DANIEL: ahhhhh it looks like Daddy's guitar
DADDY: Yes!

20
DADDY: Hi Daniel, Daddy just came back from work
DANIEL: ya but its 7am

21
DANIEL: Daddy can I cut my hair?
DADDY: If you cut, you're not Slash

22
(on phone Singapore-KL)
DADDY: Hi Daniel, did u miss Daddy & Mummy?
DANIEL: Ok I love you. Have to go bye. Tom&Jerry now on TV

23
DADDY: Ok Daniel, Daddy is going to watch Pink Floyd concert DVD. Which one do you want to watch?
DANIEL: Queen please

24
DANIEL: Daddy, can I wear the kongsok?
DADDY: It's a Songkok Daniel

25
DANIEL: Daddy, why do u pray to Allah?
DADDY: So that I am healthy 2 work 4 money 2 buy u fish n chips
DANIEL: But I hate fish

26
DADDY: Daniel let's go to sleep
DANIEL: Cannot, I am waiting for Chowder, and then Mr Bean, and then Upin Ipin, and then.....

27
DANIEL: Hey, u didn't tell me u wanted to pray coz I wanted to follow
DADDY: It's ok Daniel, next time u follow me

28
DADDY: Daniel, spell your name
DANIEL: Deh Aei Neh Eei Eah Leh (phonetical sound as learnt at montessori)

29
DADDY: What are u going to do with all these coins Daniel?
DANIEL: I want to buy a garbage truck

30
DANIEL: Daddy I already put on DVD for Dora the Explorer
DADDY: It's 11pm Daniel, switch it off and go to bed now!

31
TOK: Why don't you speak Malay
DANIEL: Because I'm English

32
DANIEL: Daddy I'm saving chocolates for the baby
DADDY: What baby?
DANIEL: The one that should come out of mummy
DADDY: hmm (wifey is not pregnant)

33
DADDY: Daniel, what do you like to eat?
DANIEL: Durian, Olives, Cheese, Tomatoes and Figs
DADDY: Are u sure u r 5 yrs old?

34
DADDY: Come sleep now, Daddy is sleepy already
DANIEL: u go to sleep, I wanna watch Upin Ipin

35
DADDY: Woo hoo, Daniel scored a very very nice goal today!

36
DADDY: Who do you like better? Led Zeppelin or Guns n Roses?
DANIEL: Guns n Roses

37
DADDY: Who do you like better? Guns n Roses or Metallica?
DANIEL: Metallica

38
DADDY: Who do you like better? Metallica or Queen?
DANIEL: Queen

39
DADDY: Who do you like better? Queen or Michael Jackson?
DANIEL: Michael Jackson

40
DADDY: Daniel, who is your favourite footballer?
DANIEL: Messi

41
DADDY: What song are u singing?
DANIEL: Saminamina eh eh Waka Waka eh eh Saminamina Zanggalewa Its time for Africa

42
DANIEL: Daddy, can we play the game "Step on Daddy's back"?
DADDY: Cool, let's play. I'm craving for massage anyway

43
DADDY: OMG, my boy can reach the power switch for the lights up on the wall. He has grown. Did I miss him growing up?

44
DADDY: Daniel, do you want to go to the big blue mosque today?
DANIEL: yeahhh yay

45
DADDY: Daniel, today I have something special for u. It is the cousin of Roti Canai and it's called Roti Naan.
DANIEL: Yay!

46
DANIEL: Happy birthday Daddy
DADDY: Thank u, how old do u think Daddy is?
DANIEL: Don't worry Daddy is still "New"

47
DADDY: Daniel, if you don't eat the chicken, your hair will be white like Tok's.
DANIEL: (silence while staring at Tok)

48
DADDY: Why don't u want the green one?
DANIEL: I want the blue one coz it looks like Argentina football team

49
DADDY: Why do you like Michael Jackson?
DANIEL: Bcoz there's ghost in Thriller and Michael Jackson can turn into a robot

50
DANIEL: Daddy, can you teach me the prayers "Koolah Koolah"
DADDY: Oh you mean "Kulhuwallahu Ahad"?
DANIEL: Ya that one

51
DADDY: What is this violence u r watching?
DANIEL: I like Chowder, pls don't change the channel.
DADDY: Chow what?

52
@mzulkifli: It's 1.30am. Do u know where your children are?
@JohanIshak: Next to me sleeping
@mzulkifli: Good daddy

53
DADDY: Daniel, how much do you love Daddy and Mummy?
DANIEL: Like the stars in the sky

54
DADDY: Daniel, u haven't hug me for today
DANIEL: errrr next time ok, I want to play computer games

55
(on the phone)
DANIEL: Daddy where are u?
DADDY: Work
DANIEL: ok nevermind that, can u buy me Ribena?

56
DANIEL: Gimme the racun, gimme the racun
DADDY: It's'Mercun boy
DANIEL: Oh ya Merschaun Merschaun (ala french slang)

57
DANIEL: Mummy, lets play awesome.
MUMMY: Daniel, its not awesome. Its O'som. It's'bird, water n rock.
DANIEL: I'll use bomb

58
DANIEL: Daddy, is tomorrow still holiday?
DADDY: Ya
DANIEL: So u cannot go to work tomorrow
DADDY: Don't worry, I'll be home

59
DADDY: Daniel, how did Chowder fly?
DANIEL: He farted fire
DADDY: Huh? (What cartoon is this? the South Park type?)

60
DADDY: yay Daniel scored 2 goals but Daddy was too busy with budget & consolidation to attend d game :(

61
DADDY: Ok Daniel I'm going to work
DANIEL: Huh? But u slept all day?

62
DADDY: Put on your seat belt!
DANIEL: Daddy you just go ok I can do it myself

63
DANIEL: Daddy r u going to see your husband at work?
DADDY: Huh? No, I don't have a husband. I hav a wife and she is Mummy

64
DANIEL: Daddy, Tok and Opah are old people but you are not so old. You are a little bit young
DADDY: Is that what they say?

65
DADDY: Daniel, enough with Michael Jackson video clips! Daddy wants to watch other DVDs now!

66
DANIEL: I like it when you shampoo my hair
DADDY: Why? DANIEL: Bcoz it feels like massaging heh

67
DADDY: Hei look at what Daddy got you
DANIEL: What? What?
DADDY: A garbage truck!
DANIEL: Yay

68
DANIEL: Saminamina eh eh waka waka eh eh
DADDY: Sorry what? U want Kakak Saminah to get u water?

69
DADDY: yayy! Daniel scored the goals. These boys are getting better at football planning on the field!

70
DANIEL: Daddy I want to join the Thriller dance at Dataran Shah Alam
DADDY: You go with Mummy coz I have to do some work ok?

71
DANIEL: When I grow up, I want to be like Michael Jackson
DADDY: Hey, u stole my tweet wordings

72
DADDY: You must eat some meat Daniel. Choose chicken, beef or fish.
DANIEL: I don't like meat, but I will eat Fish

73
DADDY: Daniel u didn't score any goals today
DANIEL: It's ok we can go eat roti canai now

74
DADDY: Don't kill the ants! What if u were the ant and somebody squashes u?
DANIEL: But Daddy, that won't happen in my world

75
DANIEL: Daddy, next time buy a car with Michael Jackson CD in it
DADDY: Errr... Ok



To be continued at COMPILATION OF #danielboy TWEETS PART 2

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