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COMPILATION OF #danielboy TWEETS PART 176
DADDY: What is it that you're singing?
DANIEL: I combined all MJ's Beat It, Dangerous, Thriller and Leave Me Alone
DADDY: Ahh! A medley!
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NANI: Daniel, when are you coming back to Bangi?
DANIEL: In 100 years time
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DADDY: Wanna follow me? I'm going to meet a beautiful lady for dinner
DANIEL: Who?
DADDY: Roslina Shaik
DANIEL: That's Mummy! Yay!
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MUMMY: Daniel, come kiss me
DANIEL: No not in front of my friends
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OPAH: Daniel, where is your milk bottle?
DANIEL: No, I don't drink milk in bottles anymorelah Opah
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DADDY: What did you do today at school?
DANIEL: Err… many good things
DADDY: Oh ya? Like what?
DANIEL: Err… reading
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DANIEL: Daddy, can you not scold Mummy?
DADDY: Why not?
DANIEL: Because I love both Daddy and Mummy
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DADDY: Daniel, who is a Super Daddy?
DANIEL: Johan!
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DADDY: What do you want for dinner?
DANIEL: Roti Canai, my favourite.
DADDY: Ok let's go to DE
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DANIEL: When people get too old they die?
DADDY: Ya
DANIEL: When Daddy & Mummy gets too old, you will die too? (then he cries)
DANIEL: If I die, will I wake up later?
MUMMY: Of course, in heaven, and Transformers will be there
DANIEL: Yay
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DANIEL: Hey, the car is warning u to stop (hearing Parking sensor beeping)
DADDY: Ya ok I know
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DANIEL: Daddy, Mummy wants you to hang clothes from washing machine
DADDY: Go call your Kakak in Indonesia and ask her to do it
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DADDY: Daniel, how old do you think I am?
DANIEL: 44?
DADDY: No! I am 10 years younger than that! Please!
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DADDY: Daniel, how was Megamind?
DANIEL: Cool. I can be Megamind and you can become Metroman
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DADDY: What are you going to be in this year’s concert?
DANIEL: A Chicken! While reading a poem called “I am a Chicken”
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DADDY: What else are you performing in the concert?
DANIEL: Glee!
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DADDY: Daniel, you have flappy ears!
DANIEL: Oh ya?! Well you have big tummy!
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DADDY: Ok let’s go have dinner outside
DANIEL: (Standing naked crying)… ya but you haven’t put on my clothes
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DADDY: Daniel, what are you doing in the shower?
DANIEL: Yoga, Yoga, push the soap away from my body
DADDY: Huh?! Are you ok?
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DADDY: Daniel, Daddy did 10 laps in the big pool. That is 1 km! How about you?
DANIEL: Errrr…. I also did 10 laps but in the small pool, heh!
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DANIEL: Daddy, you are a funny man
DADDY: Why?
DANIEL: Because you sound like a duck! Heh!
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DADDY: Daniel, do you want to play the game "Daniel's face in Daddy's tummy"?
DANIEL: Urrghhh Nooo!
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DANIEL: Daddy, can I hold your hand to go to sleep?
DADDY: What happened to Mummy's hand?
DANIEL: Mummy's hand is tired
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DADDY: Daniel, what do you want for dinner? Chicken Rice or Fish n'Chips or McDonalds?
DANIEL: McDonalds!!!!!!
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DANIEL: I can't put on my shoes. Mummy said when I'm 6 I can
DADDY: If you don't learn when you are 5, you won't be able to do it at 6
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DANIEL: Die ants die
DADDY: Hey those are living things as well. Don't kill them
DANIEL: But I saw u kill them last week
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DADDY: Put that vitamin in your mouth
DANIEL: This is not vitamin. This is a small rock
DADDY: Oh ya sorry
DANIEL: Silly Daddy
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DADDY: Boy, come let's get ice cream
DANIEL: No cannot, I am coughing
DADDY: hmm….
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DANIEL: Tok is not that old
DADDY: How so?
DANIEL: Just now, I saw a black hair in the middle of the white hair on Tok's head
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DANIEL: If you shout again, I will run away!
DADDY: Oh ya? Where to?
DANIEL: Opah's house
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TOK: Daniel, it's raining. You have to go inside the house.
DANIEL: It's ok Tok, I have an invisible hat on my head
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DANIEL: When you are old, you will die & we will bury you underground. Don't worry. You can still see me. You go thru the tunnel in the grave & we'll meet the other side
GRANDPA: (Speeechless)
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DANIEL: Daddy, I like the BMW Hot Dog
DADDY: It's A&W Daniel, not BMW
DANIEL: Oh Ya
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DANIEL: Daddy, where are the flowers? I am supposed to throw flowers into the air
DADDY: That's not today. The wedding is tomorrow
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DADDY: Hey, Uncle Joe is married
DANIEL: Hah? But I haven't walk to throw flowers yet
DADDY: That is next week boy
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DANIEL: Daddy, you promised to cut my hair after Uncle Joe's wedding.
DADDY: Ok, Ok…..
DANIEL: Uncle Joe already got married 3 times! (Referring to 3 receptions)
DADDY: hahaha…
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DANIEL: Daddy, Daddy, look it's a snake!
DADDY: Oh shit! That's a cobra! Get inside the house now!
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DANIEL: I am a monkey
DADDY: Huh? Why?
DANIEL: So that you can give me that banana
DADDY: Oh ok, here you go
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DADDY: Can I watch my DVD now?
DANIEL: No.. I want to watch my DVD, Transformers
DADDY: Ok (sigh)
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DANIEL: Daddy, the fish jumped out of the aquarium and it's dead
DADDY: Oh well, we'll just have to flush it down the toilet
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DADDY: Ok Boy, go wear your Baju Melayu. We're going to the mosque
DANIEL: You mean the Big Blue Mosque?
DADDY: Ya
DANIEL: Yay!
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DANIEL: Daddy, can you start Honning?
DADDY: It's Honking
DANIEL: Ya, Honging
DADDY: No, Honking
DANIEL: Ok Honking
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DANIEL: I am disappointed in you
DADDY: Why?
DANIEL: You said you were going to cut my hair
DADDY: 'Disappointed' huh?
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DANIEL: Can I jog with you?
DADDY: No. It's not good for you to jog at night
DANIEL: But you are jogging at night
DADDY: Err....
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DANIEL: I told you a thousand times to cut my hair. Am I talking to the wall?
DADDY (and MUMMY apparently): (silence in shock)
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DADDY: Hi boy. I haven't seen you for days
DANIEL: Ya, because you are always working late
DADDY: (*#@?!/:;¥€)
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DADDY: You got the TV upstairs. Mummy got the TV downstairs. Daddy got nothing
DANIEL: You can watch your DVD on the computer
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DANIEL: Zzz….
DADDY: Wakey boy. You have football class this morning
DANIEL: (Wakes up and storms to the shower because he misses footy)
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DADDY: You are 5 and you already have 4 pairs of Converse in your lifetime
DANIEL: Ya, because I'm a rock star!
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DADDY: Daniel, go to sleep
DANIEL: Wait, just a bit more, I'm finishing off this computer game
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DADDY: How was your speech and drama exam?
DANIEL: Good (with a worried face)
DADDY: (I hope my boy is not too stressed with exams at age of 5)
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DANIEL: Daddy, I like this song. Who is this?
DADDY: It's track 2 of Ahmad Izham Omar 's Mike Stern CD
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DANIEL: Daddy why are you still sleeping (18 hours) like a bear in the cave?
DADDY: ZZzzzzz......
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DADDY: What is Daniel’s feet size?
MUMMY: 19.5cm. Why?
DADDY: I’m buying him a Converse
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DADDY: Can Daddy borrow your MJ hat or fedora or whatever you call it?
DANIEL: For what?
DADDY: I have to go as mafia at MPB TV Screenings today
DANIEL: OK but don’t lose it
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DADDY: (Stuffed a whole black pickled olive into Daniel’s mouth)
DANIEL: Hmmm… yummy
DADDY: You are weird!
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DADDY: Let’s go to Bangi
DANIEL: Ok but later I want to go back to Malaysia
DADDY: You mean Shah Alam?
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DANIEL: Daddy, are you getting old?
DADDY: Why do you say that?
DANIEL: Because I can see some white hair on your head
DADDY: Seriously?! Oh no, I am old
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DANIEL: Haaa! I know how to make you look younger
DADDY: How?
DANIEL: Let me cut all your white hair
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NANI: Say Happy Birthday to the birthday boy (Grandpa)
DANIEL: Birthday boy? No! He is a Birthday Old Man lah
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DADDY: So is MinMin your girlfriend?
DANIEL: Noooo!!!!
DADDY: Why not?
DANIEL: Because I don’t know how to get married
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DANIEL: (Pointing at the chest) Why do girl have bigger chests?
MUMMY: Because God made them that way
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DANIEL: Mummy can you open this for me
MUMMY: (Silence because concentrating on something else)
DANIEL: Hello! Am I talking to a wall?
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MUMMY: Mummy’s friend’s boy got drowned in the pool because he was running and fell in
DANIEL: (Crying) I don’t want to go near pools
MUMMY: You can but make sure Daddy or Mummy is around
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DADDY: Why did you kick the boy?
DANIEL: Because he wants to be the goalkeeper but I want to be the goalkeeper as well
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DADDY: It’s 9pm. Go to sleep
DANIEL: I want to wait for you because you are always coming back from work late
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TEACHER: Daniel is good at maths and drawing
ME: Ya, that runs in the family
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DADDY: (Heard Daniel miming some song & guess what? They are Little Shoes and Goodbye Again by Jazz guitarist Mike Stern! Wow!)
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DADDY: (Just saw my boy's photos when he was 2, man,.... missed him growing up, thanks to long hours work culture)
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DADDY: (haven't seen my boy for 4 days. Each time I reach home he is asleep and when I leave for work he is still asleep)
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DADDY: (You want to hear a story of Problem Solving Skills? Well, Daniel took his hot A&W Hot Dog and he puts it at the car aircond panel and blasts the aircond max)
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DADDY: (Daniel is having a chat with the Mamak at DE while Daddy is eating Naan, reading newspaper and reading the whole day's Twitter)
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DADDY: (Up at 5am to cook nuggets for Daniel because the maid is back in Indonesia)
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DADDY: (Yay! Daniel scored the first goal for today!)
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DADDY: (Danielboy, not sure how you are going to react to this but sooner or later, I guess you will know that you won’t be the only kid in this household. Mummy is pregnant!)
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UITARS are really cool, especially solos. It can have a very profound impact to your spiritual well being. When the notes and melodies of a solo piece touches your heart, and at that point you close your eyes, you know that that aesthetic appreciation has transcended your awareness of existence to a dream land where nothing else matters other than the music in your soul. It is as if you found God. Remember that moment when you sip your black coffee after a long and tiring day? Remember that sweetness of water when the sun sets and you break your fast? Remember that last puff of ciggarettes when yhou decided to quit? Remember that first making of love when you lost your virginity? Well, that's what I'm talking about. Pure blissfulness enveloped by the goodness of life. I hate to extend this poetic thoughts further. To cut short, why not I share the most influential guitar solos, at least those that have a long lasting heartfelt scar on my musical soul. They are, not in any particular order:
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